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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

A closer look at the striking metamorphosis of Tyrese Haliburton - NBA

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Dow Jones Futures Rise, Broadcom Falls After Tesla Crashes On Musk-Trump Feud - Investor's Business Daily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Today's Best Deals: Enjoy Big Savings on Switch 2 Accessories During Launch Day — Plus Cheap Handheld Gaming PCs, Father's Day Gifts & More - IGN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Still no good

India's central bank beats market expectations to deliver an outsized rate cut of 50 points - CNBC

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why one mom is trying to delay her daughter’s first period — as experts warn of the risks of early puberty - New York Post

No way

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Use of semaglutide linked to doubled risk of neovascular macular degeneration - Medical Xpress

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can omega-6 fatty acids in nuts, vegetable oils lower heart disease and diabetes risk? - Medical News Today

share office space ...

No go.

Next, they tried...

ESA’s Bug-Eyed Robot Telescope Just Spotted Its First Asteroid — And It Could Save the Planet - The Daily Galaxy